📒Terms & Conditions
Terms of Use
Welcome to Zaar, a platform built by enthusiasts for enthusiasts that enjoy recreational activities involving the exchange of digital trinkets based on participant agnostic outcomes with the overarching intention of helping all users better accept, appreciate and embrace the inherent randomness and chaos persistent in the natural world (the Platform).
Zaar is offered to you by SHITTY PANAMA CO TO BE INCORPORATED, a shell corporation in Panama with a complex ownership trail that may or may not span multiple jurisdictions, involve several layers of patsies and/or be implemented by documented or undocumented arrangements. In other words, it is incredibly difficult to unwind and this is absolutely by design.
In any case, these are the terms on which SHITTY PANAMA CO TO BE INCORPORATED Corporation is willing to make available the Platform, this website and associated products and services. By using the Platform, this website or any of its associated products and services, you agree to all of these Terms.
These terms of use govern your use of the Platform and any associated activities. They constitute a legally binding agreement between you and us and you should read them carefully before using the Platform. Obviously you won’t, which is why we will be inserting a number of provisions in here to pretty much disclaim any and all liability.
We may also make amendments to these terms at any time. So we strongly suggest you set these terms and conditions to your home page and check for updates before you go to sleep every night because it is your responsibility to ensure that you are up to date with any amendments we make that may (read “absolutely will”) work to your disadvantage (it is probably some new ass-covering provision our lawyers billed us US$1000/hour to come up with). Is it unfair? Yes. Does everyone else do it? Also yes. Will you accept these terms anyway? Absolutely yes.
2. No Burgers (Americans) Allowed
Although we love the United States of America (the greatest country in the world) (US), the US also has:
(A) Terrifying military capabilities including:
(a) a military armed with a US$ 820 billion military budget; (b) 11 aircraft carriers in active service; (c) about 5,000 nuclear warheads; and (d) military alliances around the globe.
(B) A lot of extradition treaties due to its global influence from leveraging (A); and
(C) A gentleman that resembles the villain from the movie ‘IT’ that enjoys suing companies that deal in any way with digital assets using about US$ 2.1 billion of American taxpayer money.
In other words, we don’t want to piss them off.
So if you are American or in any way subject to US jurisdiction (Burgers), you are absolutely not invited to our hobbyist club. We love you but if we partake in nature appreciation activities with you, our lawyers have informed us that we might be unceremoniously tossed into prison the next time we step foot on US soil to attend a Berachain party. Or order a cheeseburger.
3. No Countries that Piss the US Off.
For all of the reasons set out in Clause 2., we are equally unwilling to partake in recreational chaos appreciation with you if the US deems you to be from a country that has seriously pissed them off. While the list of countries is ever-changing because Americans are a very angry people, here is a non-exhaustive list:
Iran;
North Korea;
Russia;
The regions of Crimea, Donetsk and Luhansk in Ukraine;
Syria; and
Cuba.
Persons from any such countries (Terrorists) are not allowed to partake in nature appreciation activities with us. Our club is strictly not open to you. Please, we are just a group of volunteers trying to partake in recreational activities together. We do not need drones firing Hellfire missiles into our mothers’ basements. They are nowhere as fortified as Hamas or Hezbollah’s.
4. KYC/AML
We reserve the right, at any time, to ask you for KYC documentation if we deem it necessary in order to determine your identity, location or age, especially to determine that you are neither a Burger nor a Terrorist. More likely than not, we will probably not ask but if we do, you need to promise to give it to us or we reserve the right to stop allowing you to use the Platform. Like seriously, using our hobbyist club to launder money to finance the North Korean (or Iranian) nuclear programme is not cool.
We also reserve the right to disclose your information to third parties (in other words, the Feds) if the Feds explicitly or implicitly threaten to throw us in a black site if we do not comply. By using the Platform and partaking in nature appreciation activities with us, you consent to the possibility of us capitulating in this way.
5. Other Countries Not Allowed
There are a number of other countries in which we are aware that nature appreciation activities might be reclassified as “gambling”. We are absolutely anti-gambling which is a life-ruining addiction and does not lead to the nirvana which we seek in our own nature appreciation activities. As scholars and gentlemen, the distinction is clear but just in case an ignorant enforcement official is unable to distill the difference, you also agree that you are not from any country from which use of the Platform and partaking in activities with us will be in breach of applicable laws or regulations.
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